Weird Holiday Gift Guide

It’s hard to believe it is almost Christmas.  The stores and internet are already packed with gift ideas and deals galore!  We here at Crankjoy are here to help you find your bike riding friends and family some awesome and weird holiday gifts that will be sure to make heads (and stomachs) turn.

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Leave it to a Canadian company to come up with these. www.balls.bike/store/bike-balls

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Spacer and bottle opener for when you’re thirsty while riding. Don’t mess with those pesky water bottle cages. Put a bottle of beer in your jersey and you are all set. Seems safe enough to us. www.wisecrackerltd.com

 

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Worried about showing off your own butt crack? Get one of these jerseys and worry no longer. www.cyclebuttcrack.com/classic-funny-cycling-jersey/

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Turn heads with his and hers cyclocross skin suits- literally!

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Pedal your way to this awesome tanned body! It’s probably a fraction the cost of carbon. (And you won’t have to mess up your hair with a helmet or worry about flat tire with this wheel-less, non-bike).

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Not really sure what this is? You should probably get one for your E-Bike friends-cuz they already look stupid!

 

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How about a funny mug to impress your co-workers with. pass-gass_mugs

If these ideas don’t look good to you, another suggestion is to go to your local bike shop and get a real gift!  Better yet, get a cardboard bike box while you are there too and you can disguise a nice pair of socks or a shitty tie in there for a great gag!  Just don’t forget to add a 20-25 pound sandbag so they really think they are really getting a bike!! Your family and friends will LOVE it!

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